her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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