In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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