Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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