So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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