and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
They took my balls.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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