Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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