I faked an abortion last night.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i out mim tonsoeep
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