her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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