No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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