i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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