I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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