I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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