We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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