It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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