Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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