I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize
