i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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