@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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