So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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