Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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