He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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