why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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