just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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