Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
that may or may not have been my penis.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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