pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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