i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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