Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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