I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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