another moral hangover. fuck.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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