theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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