the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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