Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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