yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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