Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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