Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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