I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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