We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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