I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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