life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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