My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
organizing the empties. That sober.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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