Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Randomize
