Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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