Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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