Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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