you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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