Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
