I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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