He uses pillows to masturbate.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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