youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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