Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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